10: Abstinence
The most popular form of birth control. Also the least popular form of birth control.
9: Onanism
You know how rape is sex with someone without their full consent? Masturbation is sex with someone without their participation.
8: Tubal Ligation
Oh, that’s sexy talk, right there. That’s a turn-on. “C’mere boy, let’s do it! My tubes are all ligated for you. Ooooh!”
7: Vasectomy
Quit being so whiny, guys, it’s not like a castration.
6: Cutting your nuts off
THIS is like a castration. We are not safe
5: The Pill
By the way, you know this thing is for taking every day without fail? Like preps.
4: Condoms
These days they are more like marital aid devices than birth control. Nti there is Megabonus which adds length for those who need. I hear. Me I don’t know.
3: Coitus Interruptus
We keep telling you fools to switch off your phones if you don’t want calls. The kaphone beeps and you stop to see and it’s like “8008: For the Latest Sports Scores!”
2: Withdrawal
Don’t trust that guy. He won’t.
1: Lying
If claiming that you have a headache doesn’t work, try dios.
