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Why Uganda Cranes Lost: This Time It Had Nothing To Do With Lil Wayne

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What Really Is The Premier League?

The Barclays Premier League, currently ongoing, is a source of excitement and joy to many television viewers in Uganda, a lot of whom actually understand what it...
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The Man-U Dilemma: Why They Keep Beating Their Friends Like That

The following is an expert analysis of the Man-U vs Chelsea match from a leading international soccer critic who has reviewed thousands of matches in his mind....
uganda Cranes Fans

Guinea Bissau Recognize Game

The Uganda cranes are set to beat up visitors from West Africa this weekend. It has been advertised as a soccer match but the Cranes have been...
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Wamma What Did The President Tell Kipsiro?

Moses Kipsiro. You know him? The Ugandan who beat three Kenyans and some other insignificant dudes at running in circles up to a certain string? In Uganda,...
Golola Moses

How was Golola Moses made? A Fairy Tale

This morning I was out in the yard at the ULK offices, looking into the sky waiting for it to look back, when I was approached by...
Kipsiro Wins Gold Medal

Gold medals strike as Kipsiro takes another one of their brothers

Gold medals at the XIX Commonwealth Games in New Delhi have started a sit-down strike in protest of Moses Kipsiro’s evil plot to move all of them...
Uganda Cranes Match

Uganda Cranes vs Kenya Chaps. We Go (Us, Not Kenya)

Are you a patriotic Ugandan? No, I don’t mean are you a registered voter, prompt taxpayer and active participant in issues of local government. I mean patriotic...

Kipsiro’s shadow appeals to human rights body

After winning the men’s 5,000m gold medal at the Commonwealth Games yesterday, athletics star Moses Kipsiro’s shadow has urged the Uganda Human Rights Commission (UHRC) for protection...

The Urban Legend Sports Quiz

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