Museveni Pauses Game Of Thrones, Reshuffles Cabinet
It’s not complicated. Someone messed with President Museveni’s iPad and now his iTunes shuffle feature won’t work. Something had to be shuffled. And so he shuffled.
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Sseya’s Resignation Letter
From: My names am Cold All Hajj Nasser Ssebbaggalla
To: Those of NRM
Re: Resignational Letter
Well Done
Me as Sseya am righting here to officially declare how am withdrawing my...
Lake Victoria Sold: What the Government Might Tell People
Lake Victoria. The biggest pond in East Africa. The ninth continental lake in the world. A lake that brings together the three major East African states-Uganda, Kenya...
Why Create New Districts? An Interview With Govt’s Department Of Districts
To date, Uganda has granted asylum to more than 110 districts, making it the districtest country in the world. But even then, recently, a parliamentary committee recommended...
Duties & Responsibilities Of The Uganda Police Fire Brigade
Owino market has caught fire for the fourth time and everyone is hurling blame at the Fire Brigade for not acting in time, always.
Well, for starters, they...
Kicked Out: What Next For The Lord Mayor Lukwago?
Many men love attention. Some love to cry like little babies and have naked women run to their rescue while others prefer to just become Lord Mayor.
Unfortunately,...
State House Down: What Happens When Bad Guys Raid The President’s Office?
Have you watched the movie White House Down? Those who haven’t probably think it’s about giving directions nti mbu that the White House is down those ends,...
Lost & Found: General Ssejjusa’s Ninja Letter
If you’ve been on the Ugandan internets, then you know that Uganda Police downloaded the new version of Angry Birds and played it yesterday at the Daily...
Things Every Superhero Should Have
Several times in your life, you feel a strange itch in your left pinkie. Whenever this happens, you usually look up from the pile of important documents...
A Message From The President | Part III
The Nation Media Group called me again and appointed me president of Uganda. They called me for an interview at NTV as usual but this time I...
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