Safe Word Ideas: Safe Words to Use During Sex
As he was taking off my clothes he said,
“What should we use as a safeword?”
“Ummm, how about ‘no’.” I responded, between kisses.
The idea of me yelling “Cabbages....
The Loathe Letters
Dear guy who I was slightly obsessed with last year. You would roll into town from Kenya and somehow impress me with your company expense account, and...
My Ex Wants Us To Get Back Together
Uncle Agony dear,
I parted ways with my ex about two years ago coz she fell in love with someone else. About a month after our breakup I...
No One Wants To Be A Millionaire?
What’s going on? Does no one want to be a millionaire any more? This is the second week in a row when all we get is a...
Whoever is Available
Dear Agony Uncle
Agony Uncle Is Busy. It’s me, Baz. Agony Cuzo
Dear Agony Cuzo,
I have been in a steady relationship with Grace Nakimera for the past four years....
She’s Not Sexy Anymore
Uncle Agony dear,
My girlfriend doesn’t care about her health and body shape anymore. She was sexy when I fell in love with her and we dated for...
I’m Desperate For His Love
Uncle Agony dear,
I have this boyfriend and we have had a relationship for two years. I Iove him so much! I have never met him face to...
Kiss And Tell: Part IV
In retrospect it seems wrong to say the relationship was rocky, because how can you say something was rocky when it was built on such a fragile and shaky premise?...
The Expectation : Unrealistic Sexpectation of People
There is a scene in the film 40 Days and 40 Nights in which Josh Hartnett brings Shannyn Sossamon to orgasm with only a flower.
This scene is...
Notes from an Idle Mind; The one without Bad Black
Ideally I’d be doing notes from an idle mind… or notes from the corridors of power, but our editor insists that we cover Bad Black. Unfortunately, with...
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