How To Avoid Getting Stuck in Mbarara
It is said that KQ, the Pride of Africa with the exception of a few areas, had President Museveni stuck after failing to pick him from Mbarara.
First, who...
He doesn’t know I love him
Uncle Agony dear,
I’m secretly in love with this guy. The problem is he doesn’t know it and I’m afraid to let him know because we might lose...
She Wants A Mile
Hi.
Erique, your regular agony uncle, is not here this week. He went back to school over the weekend and is currently preoccupied trying to get orientated at Manhattan...
25 Killers of Marriage
Laziness kills marriage
Suspicion kills marriage
Lack of trust kills marriage
Lack of mutual respect kills marriage
Unforgiveness kills marriage (Forgiveness is not optional but mandatory)
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Hate the Player and the Game
Ice-T said “Don’t hate the player, hate the game”. Fuck him. I say hate the player and the game. We are a bunch of pathetic fuckers. Teargas...
A Letter to Nanyonga, My Valentine’s Day Date
Dear, Nanyonga,
First off, I am sorry to address you by your biological, ancient, ancestral, mother-tongued name. The other name skipped my mind. Will you allow me call...
How To Win in Dates in 12 Steps
This week’s post is brought to you by The Haven Restaurant, Ntinda. In fact it is so brought to you by the Haven Restaurant, Ntinda that is...
My Man Is Making Me Broke
Uncle Agony dear,
I met this guy almost a month now, he is a good guy who lives a posh life, he loves material things and he looks...
My Boyfriend Doesn’t Know I Take Money From Him
Uncle Agony Dear,
Ok now I heard you guys call someone a gold digger on the show the other day and I am scared that I may be...
The Expectation : Unrealistic Sexpectation of People
There is a scene in the film 40 Days and 40 Nights in which Josh Hartnett brings Shannyn Sossamon to orgasm with only a flower.
This scene is...