A Legendary Christmas Story | Part III
Chapter IV: Footing To Bethlehem
Joseph rides Mary
*Beep!*
“I say my good man, did you just receive a short message off your gadget?”
“Indeed I did. I Chuck Wiseman the...
A Legendary Christmas Story | Part II
Chapter III: The Sheep People Get The News
From the bright light a sound emerges, kinda loud kinda booming, like those priests in your churches.
“Greetings earthlings. We mean...
A Legendary Christmas Story | Part I
Ho Ho Ho! (What was Santa thinking having that for a trademark laugh? Matter of fact, no, this is not the way to start a blockbuster story...
How was Golola Moses made? A Fairy Tale
This morning I was out in the yard at the ULK offices, looking into the sky waiting for it to look back, when I was approached by...
The coffee that could have saved the world…
A Mug of coffee was drunk this morning; somewhere in one of the coffee shops of this fine city.
The empty mug in was adamant in his claims...
74 Years From Today, Umeme Becomes The New Sausage
You remember when I told you (here) that I could foresee things? I had a dream.
In the year 2085, when the shilling has been load shed, electricity...
Oh Brother, Where Art Cow?
A leading daily has reported that 100 cows belonging to the head of state and foreign affairs minister were stolen. The Rapid Response Unit (RRU) picked up...
The ULK List Of Fake People In Uganda
Yesterday, a friend on Facebook pulled me away from my profile page for a sec with psst…you, and then whispered, “Bt u, wtz ur deal wid rechal...
Makerere University: The School Of Alcohol
There’s a common saying in the Bible that goes, “Foolish is he who studies at Makerere”. If it’s not in your Bible, you should check the back...
And Then God Said…
Aw’olwaatuka.
It was a long, long afternoon in the heavens. Long and boring. You might think that watching humans massacre one another would cause the heavenly beings to...