A Legendary Christmas Story | Part I
Ho Ho Ho! (What was Santa thinking having that for a trademark laugh? Matter of fact, no, this is not the way to start a blockbuster story...
Kuteesa, Nasasira & Rukutana Resign. Meanwhile At Kuteesa’s House…
It’s 9.06am and Foreign Affairs minister Sam Kutesa is seated alone in the living room caressing a bottle of oil, when Government Chief Whip John Nasasira walks...
How was Golola Moses made? A Fairy Tale
This morning I was out in the yard at the ULK offices, looking into the sky waiting for it to look back, when I was approached by...
The coffee that could have saved the world…
A Mug of coffee was drunk this morning; somewhere in one of the coffee shops of this fine city.
The empty mug in was adamant in his claims...
A Legendary Christmas Story | Part V
Chapter VI: After The Baby’s Birth, King Herod Gets Jerasy & Murders All Kings
In a palace, not too far away, there was trouble afoot. A king was...
When Trump Was Imprisoned By Obama After Elections
Voting went on smoothly in most parts of the United States of America; however there was rampant delay in the delivery of voting equipment in the areas...
Flames To Riches: How To Get Money From The President
Dear Mister President, please give me some of that fire money. Those people you gave money are not the only victims. I’ve also had several encounters with...
Oh Brother, Where Art Cow?
A leading daily has reported that 100 cows belonging to the head of state and foreign affairs minister were stolen. The Rapid Response Unit (RRU) picked up...
A Legendary Christmas Story | Part VI
Chapter VII: King Herod Jams To Swallow That There’s A Famous Baby
Kill those bu-kids! Msssstttcccheeeewww
*Bang bang bang!*
“Who is it, dear?” Mary asks of Joseph?
“It’s the popo, honey.”
“What’s...
Live The Good Life, Live Ffene!: PART 1
Ffene, the African Jackfruit (Artokifenesis heterosmellus) is our one of the nations most celebrated fruits. Si ndio?
It grows everywhere, watching with a benevolent eye as we conduct...