Ffene - Jackfruit in Uganda

Live The Good Life, Live Ffene!: PART 1

Ffene, the African Jackfruit (Artokifenesis heterosmellus) is our one of the nations most celebrated fruits. Si ndio? It grows everywhere, watching with a benevolent eye as we conduct...

Hiking Away

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Shy Dude

A Story About A Dude Who Could Not Say Hi To A Hot Babe

I am at this famous Indian video library on William Street buying bootleg versions of Modern Family after such a long, hard and hectic day. I am...
Poor Ugandan Children

Flames To Riches: How To Get Money From The President

Dear Mister President, please give me some of that fire money. Those people you gave money are not the only victims. I’ve also had several encounters with...
A Legendary Xmas Part V

A Legendary Christmas Story | Part V

Chapter VI: After The Baby’s Birth, King Herod Gets Jerasy & Murders All Kings In a palace, not too far away, there was trouble afoot. A king was...
Ugandan Creation Story

The Creation Story According To Ugandan Book Of Genesis

In the beginning God created Straka and she was a ninja. And God looked at His creation and said, “Iyiii!” And He realized that there were pages missing...
Flexing for a Room

A Legendary Christmas Story | Part IV

Chapter V: Flexing For A Room In Bethlehem Honey, see what the credit crunch has done! In a security office somewhere in Bethlehem… “Sign up! They said! It will be...
Love Vs Culture

Love Vs Culture: Which Way Should We Go?

She wants to kiss the frog of her dreams but her people want her to kiss a frog from Tooro Kingdom. To the old people, culture is...
List of Fake People

The ULK List Of Fake People In Uganda

Yesterday, a friend on Facebook pulled me away from my profile page for a sec with psst…you, and then whispered, “Bt u, wtz ur deal wid rechal...
Golola Moses

How was Golola Moses made? A Fairy Tale

This morning I was out in the yard at the ULK offices, looking into the sky waiting for it to look back, when I was approached by...

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