What If Uganda Was Governed By Musicians?

It started with a simple observation. That Justin Bieber can pull off the same level of governance in Uganda right now. And then our Finance Manager paid...

State House Down: What Happens When Bad Guys Raid The President’s Office?

Have you watched the movie White House Down? Those who haven’t probably think it’s about giving directions nti mbu that the White House is down those ends,...
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Man Swallows Fork to Impress a Friend

A man in Romania swallowed a fork to impress a friend. Radu Calincescu, 25, had been drinking when he bet with a friend that he could swallow...

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A city man only identified as Shupeed from Makerere excited his family and area residents after succeeding in his very first attempt at suicide. Sowaat, his 65-year-old father...

Hell closed for renovation, ghosts stranded

Yesterday’s Halloween celebrations marked the start of a new era for Hell after it was abruptly shut down for general repairs. CEO and co-founder, Satan Lucifer made...
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Who Is Gen. Chiwenga – The Soldier Who Has Made History

Everybody wonders who General Chiwenga! This is THE SOLDIER WHO HAS MADE HISTORY Military precision by Chiwenga It is being touted that no military in human history has managed...

UMEME Increases Electricity Rates On Idea Bulb

The cost of thinking sensibly in Uganda has shot up sorely after the sole electricity company in the country increased electricity tariffs on the famous bulb that...

The Mother News Summary Of All Other Fake News Summaries

And now a summary of what’s happening in the news:   President’s son Muhoozi promoted to Colonel Muhoozi: “I often wonder what people mean when they say I am...

Singer Dizzy Nuts is DEAD

SAD NEWS: Singer Dizzy Nuts Galiwango is DEAD. He has been knocked dead at Kireka. According to the eyewitness Ssaka Mwebe, the Manager Victoria Club, after knocking Dizzy,...

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There’s a trial in parliament. The accused is the constitution. The constitution stands accused of standing in the way of one man’s despotic ambitions. The chief complainant is...

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