It started with a simple observation. That Justin Bieber can pull off the same level of governance in Uganda right now. And then our Finance Manager paid the electricity bill for the idea bulb and wham! What if Uganda was governed by entertainers? Why not? It already is.
President: Kanye West
Because he won’t accept that his best days are behind him.
Vice President: Kim Kardashian
Public figure for no reason really.
Prime Minister: Katy Perry
Because a Prime Minister is effective if they have Twitter to show for it.
Speaker of Parliament: Taylor Swift
Because the president doesn’t like her. But everyone else does.
Deputy Speaker of Parliament: Liam Payne
Because some people can only be known through Google.
Presidential Spokesperson: Justin Bieber
It doesn’t matter if he makes sense or not, people will always like to make fun of him.
Lord Mayor, Kampala City: Lil Wayne
More noise, less sense.
Minister of Education: R.Kelly
It’s much more fun to just pee on the teachers.
Minister of Works & Transport: Snoop Dogg
Look, I like pot.
And I like holes.
So why not just make things easier?
Minister of Ethics: Diddy
Starting today, I decree that you call me Puff Daddy. No, Daddy means child support. Call me P. Diddy. No, Sean Combs. No, remove the Combs, I like my hair the way it is. No, Diddy. Just Diddy. No…screw this! I’m bored. Let’s play another game. It’s called Miniskirts.